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Wolfe household habits (about TP) [Jan. 17th, 2005|10:34 pm]
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*while reading this entry, please keep in mind that i am in the guest room on the computer, right next to the bathroom, and Colleen doesn't hear well.

Colleen: "ALLLLLLIE"
Allie: "WHAT?"
... 3 mintues pass

Colleen: "ALLIEEEE"
Allie: "WHAT do you want?"
no response

4 minutes later
Allie: "Colleen, what do you want?"

2 minutes later
Colleen: "i need toilet paper."
Allie: "look under the toilet"

1 minute later
Colleen: "ALLIEE" - thinking i had gone downstairs to get some rolls
Colleen: "I NEED toilet paper."
Allie: "under the toilet."
Colleen: "its not there."
Allie: "no, under the actual toilet"
Colleen: "Oh."

10 minutes later - problem solved.

From: cambriaa
2005-01-18 10:10 pm (UTC)
what is the difference between under the toilet and no under the toilet? do you have a weird toilet or something??
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-19 04:52 pm (UTC)
Is there a difference between "under the toliet" and "under the actual toliet?" cause im curious about the type of toliet Colleen was using! reminds me of you and DEAN yelling, "Im upstairs" "Where?" "IM UPSTAIRS" ~Matt B
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From: cambriaa
2005-01-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
is it necessare that colleen drank her own urine? no, but she did it anyway, cuz its sterile and she likes the taste.
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[User Picture]From: polka_stalk
2005-01-22 05:04 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA.... exactly. enough said.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-22 05:08 pm (UTC)
In my own defense, I DONT DRINK URINE period. Not my own, not anybody elses, not even jesus'. -colleen
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-25 02:26 am (UTC)


i like this story better in person. its much...longer. it would be gross to drink jesus's urine because i dont think the bowling alley bathroom is very sterile;/
<3, jessssssssss
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-01-25 02:57 am (UTC)
hahha alice! you n colleen r hilarious ~kimberly aka kim
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